Archive for March, 2006

Mar 19 2006

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Haiku Competition

Filed under Celebratory, Domestic, Humorous

UPDATE: Contest is closed, ruling to follow!

Postcard

Do you like…

  • Mail?
  • A single postcard? (Click to see back)
  • Stamps?
  • Ink?
  • Mysterious surprises that will make it through customs?

Get your creativity neurons firing, I’m looking for haikus. Topics should be Australia related and humour is appreciated! I’ve given you some fodder to play with in the article below, An Aussie Gentleman.

The winner will receive this postcard and a hand-written note from yours truly. Curious what the mystery surprise is? So am I! I’ll figure it out and the winner can be surprised.

Instructions:
I’m just looking for a 5-7-5 structure, you can disregard the fact that it isn’t really a haiku. However, you can do me a favour and learn about haikus. (Wikipedia)

The deadline is next Sunday, March 26, 2006. Submissions will stop being considered arbitrarily in the afternoon, Gold Coast time.

Post your Haikus in the comments section below. Winner may be contacted via email so don’t forget to fill it out.

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Mar 19 2006

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An Aussie Gentleman

Filed under Humorous

An Aussie gentleman is a rare breed. This un-scientific postcard offers only a glimpse into the psyche of the man. He is bold and brazen, rash, crass, and lazy. It’s a wonder why chivalry is dead.

An Aussie Gentleman With Nadine’s encouragement I’ve decided to test my mettle and see how I fare. Using a simple yay or nay system, I have tabulated my results based on arbitrary notions of whether I’ve heard or used that word in proper conversation.

Click to see descriptions of these colloquialisms

Yay: G’day mate, He’s Blotto, Fair dinkum, Your shout, Go on, Whadayawant?, Howya going? (Total: 7)

Nay: You Little Ripper!, Rack off, Pull ya head in, Wanna Rage?, You Drongo, Have a Chunder, You pong, Bloody oath!, Give it a go ya mug! (Total: 9)

Whew, 7 of 16! That was a close one, apparently I’ve still got some class about me. Learn some slang and see how you rock up! Leave a comment with your tally.

Zach speaking Australian? I don’t know what you’re talking aboot.

- Nadine

Nadine

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Mar 18 2006

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Update: Sebastian’s New Friend

Filed under Domestic

A quick update on the domestic front. A crack in Sebastian’s tank led to the purchase of an upgraded, glass model, with two-way divider. With this new option available, we capitalized and invested in another fish.

Mister PropertyI picked out Mr. Property from the store and had always wanted to name something Property, it has a certain air about it. But I digress, division of property was equitable in that Sebastian was made to share his belongings. For the time being he has his bridge and Mr. Property is renting space in the castle.

I took this opportunity to spark my creativity and stitched a movie together using Windows Movie Maker. It helped to reassure Nadine that they will be fast friends. Maybe it can reassure you some how, I’m not so sure…

Click to Watch: Sebastian & Mister Property - New Friends

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Mar 16 2006

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Blue Tongue Skink

Filed under Adventurous, Educational

Blue Tongue SkinkToday, in the back yard Nadine eyed a Blue Tongue Skink! They’re a common garden creature but are rarely seen. It seemed as if it had just eaten something too. Perhaps a mouse? It was about a foot and quarter and relatively plump.

I caught a video of it scampering around and flicking its tongue.We stood around looking at it for a while until it ran into a neighbouring yard.

Click to Watch the video I took of the Blue Tongue Skink

Interest in learning more? (BlueTongueSkinks.net)

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Mar 16 2006

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New Page: Thinking of Bond

Filed under Site News

Bond UniversityI’m often asked about how I ended up at Bond and my trials and tribulations along the way. This page is a resource for any would-be students interested in learning about attending Bond University Law School.

http://zack.kominar.com/thinking-of-bond/

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Mar 10 2006

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A Bit of Obiter: “Australia v Canada: Smith’s Chips”

Filed under Academic, Domestic, Humorous, Law

LawyerIn the spirit of the judge, I’ve decided to include a bit of obiter to go along with the previous judgment. And for those of you who don’t know what Obiter Dictum is, it’s time to learn!

Obiter Dicta - a remark in passing. Judicial observations that do not form part of the reasoning of a case.

Colloquially, it is either called, “obiter” or sometimes, “dicta”. It is the tool which allows active judges to make persuasive comments on fields of law. It’s detected by characterizing the judge’s reason for deciding (ratio decidendi) and see if that comment in question is relevant. If it’s not relevant to the decision it may be considered obiter, only holding persuasive precedent. If the reason was relevant then it would hold a more powerful, binding precedent.

Ratio Decidendi and Judicial Activism

More powerful than obiter, the ratio decidendi (reason for deciding) holds binding precedent. Essentially, any ruling of law decided as a result of the circumstances of the case become law.

Zach, ThinkerThe whole judges making law idea is controversial because at the very heart of the common law is the principle of the separation of powers. This principle watches over the powers of the executive, legislative, and judicial arms of government. Ideally, it may be considered the equivalent of “play nice”, although in reality this isn’t always feasible.

Traditionally, it is the role of the legislative to make laws. Legislators can be held accountable for their actions by being voted out during an election. Judges are appointed and are not as closely linked to the public. Ultimately, the public has less direct control over the judicial arm of the government.

When a judge makes a ruling, he has the power to widen or narrow the scope. Those who widen are showing judicial activism because they are taking on an active role of creating law. This is opposed to those who exercise judicial restraint. They are the ones who adopt the traditional role of the judge as an interpreter of the law, not a creator.

Want to learn more? Go to Law School!

On With the Obiter!

Last article’s ruling was regarding the tastiness of Smith’s chips. I think it’s important that I also comment on the tastiness of other new chips in the marketplace. With that segue complete, let’s proceed.

Homer Simpson Hot Dogs

Twisties has come out with a new product to shake up the cheesies market. They’re called Hot Dogs and the novelty of them hasn’t worn off yet.

Touted by Homer Simpson as ‘Delec-ta-ma-ble!’ I can vouch for their quality. They taste the same as you would expect a good cheesie to taste.

The fun and novelty comes from the assembly process. The bag contains quantities of both hot dogs and buns. We were upset to learn that the bag contained 36 more hotdogs than buns. (View scientific proof)

Unfortunately, both taste the same, it might have been nice to have a different flavour for the hot dog.

Hot Dog Ingredients Hot Dog Completed

Assembly is simple and fun.

Philosophising on my place in the evolutionary ladder…

A response to Screwtape’s de-evolution of law studies!

As a world traveller, it is my duty to explore the culture around me and report back. Culture is organic and grows quickly between people, communicating through memes. In exploring and documenting my experiences, trite or otherwise, I am encouraging critical thinking of the ideas around us. This is certainly not limited to converting emotional responses to flavours into scientific evidence of deliciousness.

Since arriving in Australia I have been bombarded with a wealth of flavours that are unattainable in Canada. As a reasonable man, I thought to inform those around me and exercise any relevant duty of care to preserve and emit culture. In the words of a constitutional lawyer, this warranted sufficient connection to my purpose to report about. The law tips are gratis!

- Wormwood

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